shawarmanatural:

This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point. 

Captain America | Imagine Dragons
             ➥America (x)

dirkstriderschoicebooty:

raigeki55:

scooterthebug:

It’s kind of funny when you realize that this guy 

and this guy 

were voiced by this guy 

who played this guy 

and this guy 

Also this guy

and this guy

and these guys

thylaa:

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mozaikmage:

mond0:

mond0:

mond0:

mond0:

991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house

IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG

STOP RELBGGOING THIS

iM CALLIGN THE COPS

#i highly doubt ur ability to

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

crashmypartyhard:

holyklainebowsbatman:

samwinchestears:

theblackship:

minseoktoe:

chii24:

THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.

#THE OCEAN IS FLOODING #I REPEAT #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!!

A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN

this site. seriously.

notbolin:

just one more fanfiction before bed

iammakingperfectsense:

hazzasgotalittlelou:

directioner-danosaur:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

David must have done this on purpose….

 

• Person:  Have you seen that episode where...
• Me:  I have seen every episode, go on

ssjdebusk:

pigcatcom:

this is beautiful

Don’t mind me I’ll just be over here sobbing

commanderspock:

theparadoxgina

Chow Puppy Can’t Get Out of Bowl [x]

COSMO SEX TIP #8329 

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

winteerie:

my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns